Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Roll.. Roll... Roll in za Hay...


Roll.. Roll... Roll in za Hay...
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

A tribute to "Young Frankenstein" (perhaps THE best movie ever) shot for another of Utata Iron Photographer's that just make me crazy! :)

This one had to have:

1. Something from the bathroom
2. Something from the fridge
3. Shot in the bedroom

WHEW!! This one was really hard!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Posted


Posted
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

Spent an awesome day out shooting with Sandra.. Where this one was taken will remain a secret.. LOL ps... I stayed back in case SOMEONE needed bail money or an ambulance! ;)

Monday, October 01, 2007

Blue Morning Glory


Blue Morning Glory
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

I spent a lovely day out in Shelbourne Falls, Mass shooting with my friend Sandra... I came back with a ton of shots and will upload them over the next couple of days... right now I'm just too damn tired from all that fresh air and sunshine.. oh.. and did I mention the freakin' MOUNTAIN she decided we needed to climb...

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Driving Light.


Driving Light.
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

It was an amazing sight watching all the horse teams flying through the midway at the Big E.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

red


red
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

I'm feeling rather minimalistic today so here's my minimal effort.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Deer... I think...


Deer... I think...
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

OH what fun.. I picked up a cheapo motion detector digital camera the other day and we've set it up in the woods near the house. This morning we had a deer come by for a photo shoot. I can't wait to see what else we have out there although I'm a little worried about what I might see.. LOL... coming home after dark will never be quite the same if I see something out there that shouldn't be so close to the house!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Ferris Wheel


Ferris Wheel
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

We managed to miss the Belchertown Fair this year. bummer... this is all that was left when we finally made it up there last nite.. The rides were only partially lit... A few shots were all that I could manage from the passenger seat of the Miata and yet I really like them. We had gone up to have some "Fair Food" for supper.. you know.. a healthy diet of Fried Dough with maybe some fruit for dessert (aka Candy Apples)... Instead we ended up in the Wong Garden... nope.. not a typo... Wong Garden - a chinese food place that was recommended to me by a co-worker... I must say.. you got HUGE portions for very little bucks... and if they hadn't dumped a whole crap load of MSG into the beef and broccoli (and the rice) it would have been really.. REALLY good... as it is though we had dinner at about 7pm last nite and I'm still freakin' thirsty from all that salt.. next time I'll see if they can go MSG free for me.. either that or I'll stick with the ginormous chicken fingers and the really good home-made duck sauce...

Friday, September 21, 2007

I Quit


I Quit
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

ok.. so not really "quit"... I just won't be doing web work all day long anymore... I don't really know what to call it when you've told your biggest client "No more!". Have you quit? Fired yourself? Fired your client? More than likely it's called "I've discontinued your contract.", but that doesn't sound nearly as dramatic as...

I QUIT! :)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Shut your Pie Hole...


Shut your Pie Hole...
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

More of the Quabbin Twins... This was actually from a couple of weeks ago and I just haven't had time to process it... I've been up to the Quabbin a couple of times in the past week or so and they haven't been anywhere to be found. Hopefully I'll run into them again sometime soon!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Hiding in the Orchard


Hiding in the Orchard
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

I took a trip up the orchard in the Quabbin this morning looking for the deer. There was just this one having some sweet apples for breakfast and she took off pretty quick when she spotted me.

Friday, September 14, 2007

..the word..


..the word..
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

Just the beginning of the fall flowers. I'm really pleased with how this one turned out. It really feels good when what you picture in your mind actually comes out exactly the same in the finished picture. That rock in the background makes the perfect backdrop to the buds...

Thursday, September 13, 2007

..archery..


..archery..
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

My new rod iron wall hanging... I'm not quite sure where it's final spot will be so I'm trying it in different locations both inside and outside the house. I may even go back and pick up another one. It was quite the bargain. Ocean State Job Lot had them for 15 bucks. The original price tag from kohl's was still on the packaging - $60! I may even try this as a headboard. I think 2 of them would span the mattress nicely. We'll see.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Nice Boat


Nice Boat
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

Instead of my usual fake drive-in commute today, I took a walk down my driveway with the camera. I think it's time we got rid of the "Nice Boat" that lives at the edge of the woods down there.

Alternative Autumn... Revisited


Alternative Autumn...
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

Ok.. so this pic is one you may have seen before, it's from exactly one year ago, but I've been so busy that I haven't had time to shoot anything... so busy that I'm starting to reconsider my work schedules... so busy that that reconsideration is even including going so far as to consider quitting my day job. I haven't made any decisions as yet and I'm still considering (hopefully) ALL the options... but I do know that something has probably got to give.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

I'll smile but I won't like it.


I'll smile but I won't like it.
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

The Stupid Little Angry Dog™ just has no patience for the camera.

A quick update on the new Photo Center job. Let's just say "I'm lovin' it."... I haven't folded anything or picked anything up off the floor or put anything on a hanger ALL WEEK! Woohoo... Zoning the department, which normally would take HOURS (as in 3 hours minimum).. now takes 5 minutes..

Now that's not to say that I haven't been busy, I've been wicked busy, but it's a good busy... developing film left and right.. learning the machines.. my first roll of film that I worked on even ended up being a pain in the butt that forced me to have to learn to use the black box (a light free box where you stick your hands in and manually remove the film from the roll and re-spool it into a blank cassette working completely without being able to see what your hands are doing)...

So what was the first picture on the first roll that I developed all by myself? A bouquet of flowers! Perfect... Which was alot nicer than the first customer that I waited on by myself in the new department, I've never seen anyone get quite as upset as that little old lady over the fact that we didn't have any traditional style photo albums... I guess you can take the girl outta the as* floss department, but you can't take the as* holes outta the store... How's that for a picture for ya'.. LOL

Friday, September 07, 2007

Gretchen to the Rescue!


Gretchen to the Rescue!
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

ok.. so my exposure was way off and I didn't intend for The Stupid Little Angry Dog™ to be in the shot.. but there you go.. sometimes you just have to roll with it! I was using the lawn chair as a tripod, plunked the camera down, kind of aimed at that tree in the background and hit the timer, ran like heck (cause of course on a 900 dollar camera body they only give you a lousy 10 second timer) and hurriedly laid down on the lawn. It was all too much for the dog, she took off running after me and then became concerned when I laid down. I was thrilled when I saw the shot, I don't think I could have framed it any better if I had actually tried but I messed up the ISO setting. I had been shooting in the dark woods so I had the ISO cranked up to 400 and then of course, when I moved back into the light, I forgot to reset it. damn... I might have to retry this...

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Creature....


The Creature....
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

OH.. the things you see when your out and about on a lovely day... I probably should have gotten the artist to stand beside his creation so you could see the actual scale (heh.. get it .. SCALE..) of this.. he's got to be at least 9 feet tall.. He was created by Wilbraham Massachusetts artist Peter G. Mayberry, Sr. of Mayberry's Metal Art... (hit me with an email if you want some contact info for him)... All I can say is.. now I know what I want for Christmas!

We actually lucked out and got to meet the artist and his wife, a very nice couple indeed. They very nicely invited us onto their property and showed us around his shop and the lovely gardens and rock waterfall that they have in the back yard which, of course, if full of more of his work. I'll post a couple more pics in a few. His art is absolutely wonderful and the colors that he manages to get out of sheets of metal is just amazing!

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Cow Butt Bokeh


Cow Butt Bokeh
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

Sung to the tune of "Beer Barrel Polka"...

The colors are a bit odd on this one, but frankly I really like the 'off hue' on this one.. all kinds of news around this place.. in a quick nutshell:

Happy Anniversary to me... 23 years! Sheesh... Where does the time go?

Happy New Job to me... You'll still find me at the Wally World... but now instead of finding me amongst the bras and panties, your gonna have to go to the PHOTO CENTER... How freakin' perfect is that? Not that that wasn't the department that I had initially applied for but sometimes you gotta take what you can get and just wait it out until there is an open slot. So... I get to deal with the stuff that I love, wear a really cool white lab coat (well, actually I suspect that are gonna be more HOT than cool.. but whatever), I'll get out at 9pm instead of 10, I was told the hours are "pretty much the same" (pretty much? uumm... ok so that's a little scary... exactly what is 'pretty much'), get to meet other photographers, and I get to see everyone's pictures!! OH and they are even gonna pay me more. The transfer is gonna happen pretty quickly. I start training next week for a couple of hours during my regular shift amongst the intimates. I do have quite a bit to learn... the photo developing equipment and the register mainly.. But... I can't wait to get started! I will miss the ladies from softines tho... but.. I can always visit... I'm sure you'll be hearing more about it in the coming days and weeks... but YAY!

Saturday, September 01, 2007

A Muse


A Muse
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

A muse according to wikipedia is:

In Greek mythology, the Muses (Greek Μοῦσαι, Mousai: perhaps from the Proto-Indo-European root *men- "think"[1]) are a sisterhood of goddesses or spirits, their number set at nine by Classical times, who embody the arts and inspire the creation process with their graces through remembered and improvised song and stage, writing, traditional music and dance.

Sounds impressive, doesn't it? When I think of a muse I tend to get a little more simplistic. A muse to me is someone that inspires you, works closely with you and just generally is up for anything. That's what I'm talking about. A muse. A cohort. A partner in the crime that is my photographic vision. Someone that can smile and say "Sure, why not!" when I get out the fuzzy bunny ears, inflate a blue balloon and corral the Stupid Little Angry Dog™.

The correct applicant for this position would be one that offers to drive when at midnight I want to grab the camera, the oddly shaped zucchini that came out of the garden, a pitchfork and shovel, and head out to the local Grange Hall. Suggestions from the proper muse would be most welcome and questions such as "Should I wear the overalls or the wedding dress for this one?" are absolutely encouraged.

Applicants should be able to sprint at least one quarter mile, jump and land, unhurt, in the passenger seat of a small convertible, without scratching the paint job and while being chased by local law enforcement officials and/or random junk yard dogs. Bonus points will be given to any applicant that can do the above in almost complete darkness while wearing a prom gown, flip-flops and a football helmet.

So, if your that kind of person, I want to hear from you.

Extra consideration will be given to any applicant that shows up for their interview carrying suggestively shaped produce.

Applicants with their own wig collection will be considered for a permanent position.

This position does not include monetary compensation of any kind but I can guarantee* you a photo album that will have your grand children buzzing for years to come!

*no guarantees will be made that said photo album will not be used as exhibit A in any particular court of law.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Tobacco in the barn


Tobacco in the barn
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

Well.. apparently it's not gonna let me do what I wanna do... so your stuck with the same small sized images. Unless I just say the heck with it and rebuild my entire template so that I can get more space in the main column so I can accomodate what they consider a "large" size photo... Stupid... they give you all kinds of control over everything else, but they won't let you control the width of the photo's, you get a choice of small (100 pixels), medium (240 pixels - this is what you've been getting), or large (500 pixels)... There's always something trying to eat all my time...

A Subtle Stain


A Subtle Stain
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura

And once again.. it proves to be rocket science... just ignore that GIANT crappyass alignment down below...

Tobacco Harvest


Tobacco Harvest, originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura.

ok.. lets see if this setting does what I want... sheesh... this shouldn't be rocket science!

Buddies hanging out at the Fair

Spotted at the Cummington Fair.

Not a Drop to Drink...



I've decided to go a little larger with the photo's here. I hope you like the new format.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Product Branding run amuck...

Heh...

Change of Focus


Change of Focus
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Every now and then we all have to examine our focus. Are we looking at things the right way? The wrong way? Is there a wrong way? Are we missing something important because we're focusing on the other thing? So many questions. So few answers.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Curves...


Curves...
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Not sure if this is gonna work... but... here we go:


Wednesday, August 22, 2007

A Subtle Stain


A Subtle Stain
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
For a Utata "Picture This" project. Where they supply the title... in this case "A Subtle Stain" and you make the photograph...

I'm not so sure this is 'subtle'... and I may remove it from the project... but I really REALLY like it....

And no... my hair is not really that red... (that's the 'stain' part of the title)... or on a larger scale... aren't we all kind of a stain on the landscape? Gee... I wonder what a real psychologist would say about this one... hhmm... a SELF portrait entitled "A Subtle Stain"...

Send help...

Soon! LOL

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

But I heard him exclaim, as I drove out of sight...

"WOW..... uh... that must really suck."

LOL

Funny the comments you hear when your driving through the Quabbin on a beautiful pre-fall morning with the top down. This comment was heard coming from a group of 3 young guys out for a hike...

Monday, August 20, 2007

What's that Lassie? Kitties in the well?

I'm telling you... I'm gonna go on strike. No more blogging. No more "this is what I'm up to..." posts. Nobody tells me anything anymore. Just in this last week I've found out.

Sister #1 - Has a NEW freakin' house. That they had built. So it's not like one day they just woke up and bought a new home. No... this had to have been going on for MONTHS.. MONTHS... I tell you... and now I hear that they not only have finished building but they've moved in! SHEESH... You know... if you want an official type birthday card next month I kinda at least need a TOWN name... Cripes!

Sister #2 - So sorry to hear that hubby is ill... and headed for risky surgery number TWO... uummm.. not that I even knew about surgery number ONE... you know... even tho I saw you at Brother #1's AFTER surgery number one and then again in the store... OH.. I did see pics of your puppy tho... so I guess... that's something anyway.

Sister #3 - uuummm... I'm gonna go with "no news is good news."

Brother #1 - I've heard rumors of a new motorcycle... a potential convertible purchase... and WHAT are you doing with that classic car of yours? Entering into any shows.. you know.. where I could like.. show up with my camera??

Brother #2 - Well... at least I'm getting SOME news about him... although he was in the hospital's ICU for TWO WHOLE DAYS before I even heard about it...

yup...

I'm SO gonna go on strike...

Saturday, August 18, 2007

In front of the 8 Ball

I've always wanted to see inside this place. It's in a really crappy place.. In a really crappy town... So the whole thing is a little scary... I'll have to settle for a shot of the outside for now...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Crabby Hummer


Crabby Hummer
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Heh.. loving the fact that these little guys are creatures of habit. He consistently lands on the same branch in my crabapple tree so I was able to set up the tripod and wait it out. He was crabby tho... I may now be deaf in my left ear. I was out on the porch on the cell and he and 2 of his arch enemies began dog fighting again. The high pitched tweet was SO loud that it really did hurt my eardrum, they had to be less than an inch from my head... Who needs Q-tips when the local wildlife is willing to deal with the ear wax for ya! Oh... and my husband may now be deaf in his 'cell phone ear" as well thanks to the high pitched squeal that came out of me when they almost rammed me in the head...

Course now the title could be used on any number of photos... most notably it brings to mind something you can get for 5 bucks at the local strip club... LOL... uh... sorry bout that! ;)

Monday, August 13, 2007

134/49


134/49
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
So... brother Ed's ulcer is bleeding again and he's back in the ICU after having passed out from blood loss 3 times. He was several quarts low. Considering the human body contains 10 to 12 pints of blood and they had to pour 9 pints into him, I'd say this was pretty serious... I went to visit him today. He looks pretty good... considering... not that he would let me photograph him, so I had to make do with the machinery. It's a shame really.. how often do you get a chance to take a pic of an IV sticking out of someone's jugular vein... but no... no pics of Ed... the pansy! ;)

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Primary


Primary
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
I'm really loving this shot. Funny how sometimes the simple things work the best. We just happened to park behind this sunflower when we went to lunch yesterday, and I just knew it was gonna be an awesome shot. No cropping, just a bump in color saturation going on here. This is pretty much like I saw it when I looked through the viewfinder.

I actually printed this one up and brought it in to show the girls at the store. They loved it. While I was showing it to a couple of them a customer joined in in the viewing and said "Your camera takes nice pictures."

My reply "Thanks, your mouth says nice things."

Heh.. think about that one for a minute...

Friday, August 10, 2007

Fridays commute to work


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Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Hey.. it's not easy... stepping out on the porch.. seeing the rain... and stepping back into the office...

The rain really seems to bring all the hummingbirds to the feeders. I've counted six at one time now! I bought a second feeder to keep the fights at the old one to a minimum, at the time I only had 3 hummers hanging around, now the new feeder has attracted 3 more birds! It's like watching old World War II airplane dog fight film footage. I've gotten caught up in the middle of a couple of battles while out there on the cell phone... It isn't easy conducting a decent conversation when your half screaming in fright and half laughing cause you've got 4 of them flying right at your head!

Oh.. but now... That's entertainment!

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Poser


Poser
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Today's commute to work was the BEST!

Ok... so I only pretend I have a commute... I leave home... drive around for a half hour or so.. and then come back home and step into the home office...

:) Works for me!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

There's nothing quite as fun as being a big sister!

So... my little brother was rushed to the hospital via ambulance Friday nite. It seems he has a bleeding ulcer in his colon. So this is the card I delivered to him today... inside it says:

Hey Ed. We heard your as* was bleeding. Hope it's better soon!

Love ya!
Laura & Mike

HEH! :)

Monday, August 06, 2007

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Ramblings of an Idiot... Did someone say "Girl Scouts"?


Conehead
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Girl Scouts... I'm still traumatized. Well.. not by the Girl Scouts really... but by Mommy Dearest.. see.. I had all this long flowing hair down to my waist and Mommy got mad cause every time she would wash my hair I would cry. Well.. not so much when she was washing it, but afterwards.. you know... when she was taking a fine toothed comb and starting at the roots and trying to yank it through all the way to the ends in one swift motion. You know... then... then I would cry... So one day.. Mommy got sick of all that crying I was doing, sat me in the kitchen chair, put a bowl on my head, and gave me a Moe Howard hair cut. Well. Then I had to go out and sell those stupid Girl Scout cookies and one of the houses I went to said "Huh, When did they start letting little boys join the Girl Scouts." and well... That was the end of my Girl Scout career and Mommy never knew why I wanted to quit when I had apparently loved going so much, you know, when my hair was all long and pretty and flowing and when I would cry when she would wash it. So. Nope. No Girl Scout camp for me.

Whatever.

Note to self: Lay off the coffee!

And yet... I like it... a really cool 3D effect going on here!

Blowing off some steam this morning. I was out straight from sun up to sun down yesterday and was in no hurry to log back in to work this morning. So it was a leisurely drive through the Quabbin for me!

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

As the crows fly...


As the crows fly...
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
As I shot these I knew it was gonna be an abstract. Exactly what I was looking for. I love it when that happens! :)

Monday, July 30, 2007

I had to have the shirt - I deserved it

ok.. so it's really Jammies... but who's gonna tell? Not me... I own at least 5 pajama tops that get worn as "street clothes" and actually 2 bottoms that get worn as pants... I guess that's one of the perks of being 40 somethin'... you just don't care what anybody thinks anymore... LOL... but promise me this... if I start wearing the pink fuzzy slippers out to dinner... pull me aside and ask me if I'm ok! Chances are I'll just say "yeah... Why do you ask?".. but... whatever...

Friday, July 27, 2007

CAUTION: Bunny Crossing

The garden was lovely and apparently very tasty. I'm sure I was alot happier to see the bunny than the groundskeepers were.

Happy Furry Friday!

OH... and Happy Blogiversary to Me...

Actually I'm a little late... I started this blog on July 8th, 2004! That's right, THREE FULL YEARS of wit, wisdom, photographs, stories, tales, rants, raves and all around general crap!

I think this is a new 'consistency record' for me... 3 full years and I'm still enjoying it... Imagine that..

I hope your all still enjoying it as well...

Here's to another 3 years!

Cheers!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

KITTY MUST DIE


KITTY MUST DIE
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
DIE KITTY DIE...

I'm gonna get me a fingerprint kit... print all the cats paws... find out which one of them did this... tie a pork chop to it's neck... and send it out in the woods to play with the nice friendly coyotes.

Splash Down


Splash Down
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Reflection of the moon in the Ware River - complete with splash down... When the water is this calm sometimes you just gotta throw a few rocks.

Gah... I seem to be falling behind in the posting... Wednesday.. Sunday... Wednesday... not good... it's just been nuts around here.. at BOTH jobs.. 2 newsletters to build per day for the day job... and the Wally World job has me working basically ALL the clothing departments due to the fact that there just isn't anyone else to get in there and clean up the freakin' messes. Luckily they at least have been getting someone to cover the phones, which leaves me free to zone. And zone I've been doing.. Monday nite found me in Intimates... then in Girls... then in Ladies... and running back and forth doing customer service for Infants as well... And if I hadn't had just 3 hours of phone coverage I would have been in Men's and Boys too. I don't mind it. It actually makes for a really quick and interesting shift. But I just don't understand how we can be missing so many people and yet they STILL feel it's necessary to cut the hours of those few people that we DO have left.. WTF? OH Well.. Whatever... I go in.. I do what I can do... Whatever doesn't get done is just their problem.

So anyway... not much time for fun... when I get down time I find that I would just as soon get in the new car and drive... I'm sure eventually I'll stop and take a few pics...

Eventually.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

The early bird gets the rental boat...

Unfortunately we were there at 7:30pm. Just before they closed. I think this may be the next adventure (if I ever get a day off again). It does irk me though. To rent the boat you have to have a fishing license. I don't wanna fish.. I just wanna cruise around and take pictures, but the lady at the boat ramp said "No license, no boat, even if you show me that you have no fishing gear." I guess it's to keep the pleasure cruisers off the lake. You know. Like me. Either that or it's just another racket run by the state to get the 29 dollar license fee outta you, as well as the boat rental fee.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Headon Hummingbird


Headon Hummingbird
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
Apply directly to the forehead... not really.. but almost... this one was taken through the kitchen window because every time I go out on the porch to photograph these little guys they just about slam into my forehead in their rush to beat it out of there...

Actually it's amazing that they frequent the feeder at all. Between a porch full of cats and the occasional Stupid Little Angry Dog--it's a busy place!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Portal


Portal
Originally uploaded by BayRoadPhoto/Laura
recycle.. reuse...

Off the wall busy here lately... Trying to find time to shoot... upload... and blog... and of course.. drive around without stopping... which makes it difficult to shoot... upload... and blog...

Heh...

Deal with it!

:)