A Muse

A Muse
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A muse according to wikipedia is:

In Greek mythology, the Muses (Greek Μοῦσαι, Mousai: perhaps from the Proto-Indo-European root *men- "think"[1]) are a sisterhood of goddesses or spirits, their number set at nine by Classical times, who embody the arts and inspire the creation process with their graces through remembered and improvised song and stage, writing, traditional music and dance.

Sounds impressive, doesn't it? When I think of a muse I tend to get a little more simplistic. A muse to me is someone that inspires you, works closely with you and just generally is up for anything. That's what I'm talking about. A muse. A cohort. A partner in the crime that is my photographic vision. Someone that can smile and say "Sure, why not!" when I get out the fuzzy bunny ears, inflate a blue balloon and corral the Stupid Little Angry Dog™.

The correct applicant for this position would be one that offers to drive when at midnight I want to grab the camera, the oddly shaped zucchini that came out of the garden, a pitchfork and shovel, and head out to the local Grange Hall. Suggestions from the proper muse would be most welcome and questions such as "Should I wear the overalls or the wedding dress for this one?" are absolutely encouraged.

Applicants should be able to sprint at least one quarter mile, jump and land, unhurt, in the passenger seat of a small convertible, without scratching the paint job and while being chased by local law enforcement officials and/or random junk yard dogs. Bonus points will be given to any applicant that can do the above in almost complete darkness while wearing a prom gown, flip-flops and a football helmet.

So, if your that kind of person, I want to hear from you.

Extra consideration will be given to any applicant that shows up for their interview carrying suggestively shaped produce.

Applicants with their own wig collection will be considered for a permanent position.

This position does not include monetary compensation of any kind but I can guarantee* you a photo album that will have your grand children buzzing for years to come!

*no guarantees will be made that said photo album will not be used as exhibit A in any particular court of law.