The power of music...

Flipping thru the tv channels this morning I came across a guy - standing in a field - playing an accordion for a herd of milk cows (there really IS nothing good on tv these days!).. the bovine really did seem to be interested in the music... if you can call the accordion 'music'.. I suppose it has it's place - in your local Polish American Hall - where I am not likely to be assailed by it's shrill wailing.. but they found something interesting.. the cows produced 21% more milk that week.. was it the power of the music or did the cows all get together in the barn after and agree to crank up the production so that guy with that instrument of torture wouldn't come back again.. ever..

Who knows.. and no.. I don't know why I'm blogging it.. I just found it interesting.. music does really have a 'power' all it's own.. it can calm you - crank you up - make you drive way too fast - move you to tears - make you smile - and apparently increase milk production.. maybe all the dairy farmers need to pick up a cd or two of the Beer Barrel Polka, just try and explain that one to the IRS when they question the expense entry of 10 cd's all from Happy Louie's Polka Extravaganza on next years tax return! Really.. it's for the cows!

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Another possibility..

Another possible explanation for this stupid picture... "She was so elated to receive the nomination she broke out into a rowsing rendition of the Macarena right in the middle of the press conference"..


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Internet Travels...

Well..  I guess I've begun the weekend early..  here's ANOTHER interesting tidbit from the news today.. courtesy of MSNBC and Newsweek..  referring to todays generation as "generation tech support"..  how kids are coming home from college for a helping of turkey and good dose of fixing their parents computers.. been there.. done that.. but then I'm the techie in the family.. so in actuality it's not just the 'rents puters that I get to be caretaker of, I've got 5 brothers and sisters, all with various levels of computers that eventually get 'sick'..  this was fine when I was a 'hobby' techie.. I didn't even mind the late nite phone call from Georgia (the STATE) where I was asked to troubleshoot the Mac (ick!) of a friend of a friend of my oldest sister - long distance..  but now that it's my bread and butter it's a little more annoying.. I do this ALL day, and apparently half the nite as well.. (yes.. I wake up with a jolt  and a "THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH XYZ'S NETWORK!).. 

 

Owning your own tech company has it's perks but unfortunately sending a bill for a virus removal to a sibling isn't one of them..  or a friend.. or a friend of a friend of a second cousin twice removed..  family.. love 'em.. but I swear I'm gonna have a t-shirt made up to wear to the family Christmas dinner that reads "Sure, I can fix your computer.. but I'm taking your Christmas present back!"  Which would probably work.. if I gave them Christmas presents.. oh.. but then maybe I do.. their present is the late nite call "it crashed".. "it won't boot"...  "I installed this screen saver and now all I get is porn!" Yeah.. they get gifts alright! 

 

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Crashing Deer...

Actually this is kind of a serious entry today despite the silly title.. there is an article on http://www.MSNBC.com today about the number of crashes between cars and deer.  It seems 4,000 times a day someone hits a deer with their car, resulting in the deaths of 210 people last year. 

 

Driving Bay and Route 9 (especially past the Quabbin) this has always been a concern of mine, especially now that it's dark on the way home.  There are those 'whistler' type attachments that you can put on the front bumper of your vehicle that is supposed to drive the deer away, or even just warn them that you are coming.  I can't say that they work, at least not for my husband.  He drives a GIANT diesel pickup truck that came with a couple of these whistlers on the front bumber.  You would think that between the earthquake volume noise of the engine and the 2 whistles that he wouldn't see a deer standing in the road.. ever..  but not so.. at least once a month he has regaled me with a tale of 'the stupid deer in the road/driveway"..  who knows maybe we have a herd of handicapped deer in the neighborhood that are all deaf as a post.. 

 

Anyway.. lets be careful out there people..  they also stated that November is the peak month for deer crashes.. at various times in my travels on Bay and 9 I have been treated to the site of deer, coyotes, possums, ducks, geese (with babies), raccoons, and even (I swear) a wolf..  Click here for the blog entry on that one!   But the best was probably the time my vehicle was assaulted by a flock of angry turkeys..  but that's a story for another day..

 

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Who picks the pics?

The photo on the front page of CNN.com.. they couldn't come up with a better shot than this? Is he really checking out her manicure?

Random happenings...

Lots of little observances today....

That house on 9 in Belchertown with the 6 foot wicker snowman decoration has added a herd of electric deer interspersed with wire trees to it's yard display.. at least they aren't lighting it at nite yet..

The cows were rioting yesterday.. Nellie was booking it across the field.. running jumping and mooing at all once in a veritable frenzy.. very funny.. and I bet you thought cows just stood around and chewed all day...

Quite the thread on bloggers-block going on at masslive.com weblog forum.. luckily that isn't an issue here.. usually it's the other way around.. sometimes I should just shut up..

Road construction at the Hartsbrook School area.. their ripping up the pipes under the road.. AGAIN.. it seems like they've done that 3 times already this summer.. they even had to build a little earthen dam for the cars to drive over they are ripping up so much of the road.. careful.. it can be a little confusing and it comes up pretty quick from around the corner..

The modern day chain gang was cleaning up the center of the Northampton again this morning.. at least that's what I assume they are.. one of them was wearing a vest that said "Honor Court" on it.. so I'm assuming they are people that got a community service type sentence.. great idea in my humble opinion.. frankly we should put the people in prison to better use as well.. get them all into the schools over summer vacation painting and cleaning.. walk them up and down the highway picking up trash.. some of the worst offenders could get 'sewer plant cleanup' duty.. we had to put up with their shit, they can put up with ours! Renovating the Veterans Hospital.. Start a state run dairy farm that provides milk to school children and put them all to work mucking out the barns.. The possibilities are endless..

ok.. enuf for today..
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In case you misunderstood.. again

The preceding post should have been labeled..

here's something..

I took some crap for making writing a book sound like the 'easy part' in my entry on self-publishing below, although I still stand by my response that if you don't have the book already why would you need a publisher? It's like buying a lawn tractor in case you happen to grow some grass someday.. maybe the instructions with the lawn tractor should go something like..

1. purchase property, which may not be easy, banks don't hand money to just anyone..

2. plant grass seed, which may not be easy, you MUST loosen soil first, rocks will make it difficult..

3. water grass seed, which may not be easy, watch out for leaks and kinks in the hose...

4. fertilize grass seed, which may not be easy, be sure to get your mixture correct..

5. once grass has reached 1 to 2 inches, which isn't easy by the way.. then

6. purchase lawn tractor, which may not be easy, there are alot to choose from..

so whatever, I'll post the blog disclaimers later... here's a pretty picture to look at...


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Internet Travels..

It's the weekend, so it must be time for "Internet Travels" here on 9 2 Bay 2 9 2 10.  So here's a really cool item I found in my online travels...  Self-publish your own book!

 

  That's right, all you budding writers out there.  Cafepress.com has what seems like an awesome deal.  Write your "great American Novel" - convert it to PDF's - design your cover - upload it to them - make a free store to sell it from - set your markup price - and watch the orders roll in.  Cafepress does the printing, order fullfillment, returns, money exchange - everything..  then they send you a check for the markup you specified.  No minimum orders.. no setup fees..  absolutely free..  they set a base price for each book depending on the size of the book..  A 100 page perfect bound book is $10..  you mark it up to $15..  it sells..  they print and ship.. and you get a check for $5..  not a bad deal...  all it takes is your time to write the thing.. (OH.. and they also offer all kinds of other items..  t-shirts, bumperstickers, bags, mousepads all with your designs on them for the same deal.. base price, you set the markup and if it sells you get the difference!)

 

So come on people.. there's never been a better time to get that masterpiece of the written word down in ones and zeros..  get typing!

 

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I can't escape...

With all the complaining I've done lately about the rushing of the Holiday you'd think someone would have heard... but no... what walked in my door tonite?  Santa Claus... courtesy of my husband and Coca Cola Bottling.. all I wanted was a Coke, and I got one.. with a serving of Santa on the side of the bottle!  *sigh.. I'm just gonna have to give in..

 

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It's EVERYWHERE now...

So back on Tuesday I was complaining the "Signs o' the Season" around 9 2 Bay 2 9 10 were popping up a bit early this year..  and I didn't even mention that house on 9 in Belchertown just before Bay that has it's Christmas decorations up.. complete with giant wicker snowman..  but now Mother Nature has gone and gotten into the act..  yes.. the snow is lovely.. a great photo op.. and I'm sure the skiiers and snowboarders are ecstatic.. but it is all still way too early for me..  I prefer a 'fall' looking Thanksgiving..  with the soft brown oak leaves covering the ground with a few last holdouts clinging desperately to the tree limbs..  the last of the pumpkins and corn stalks still visible in peoples yards gaurded by disjointed crooked scarecrows.. the fall harvest of apples, squash, gourds and turnip still fresh from the fields..  fall this year was disappointingly short and this snow is just too 'holiday' for me..  it's too soon.. way too soon.. I don't like it and I shall not go softly into that goodnite.. 

 

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First Snow...

The first snow of the season greeted me at my doorstep today!







Laura

Passing llamas...

I don't know if I just never noticed him or if he's new to the neighborhood but as I drove by the little sheep herd that dwells just after Hampshire College on Bay there was a medium sized (as llama's go) dark brown llama stretching his neck out over the fencing.. a rather scruffy looking fellow (or lady.. who can tell with llamas) but cute just the same.. check him out if you get the chance, it's not everyday you get to see a llama.. but then again, I guess I will get to see a llama everyday now! 

 

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Cool?

Great day in the mornin'..  this blog was just picked up by Masslive.com and added to their Weblog listings under "Cool WMass Weblogs"..  awesome.. thanks so much Masslive..  I'll do my best to keep it updated and current (and on-topic although I do reserve the right to tangent now and again)..  funny though.. it feels a little strange.. "Cool" Weblogs?  Cool..  hhhmm.. I've been called alot of things over the years... but 'cool'... nope.. I don't think so.. 

 

interesting?.. I hope so.. 

fun?..  I know I have fun writing it.. 

informative?.. at times.. 

picturesque?.. I try to put interesting pleasing pictures up there..

 

but "Cool"?  I didn't think I was doing "Cool"..  sounds like a challenge.. I guess I'll have to come up with 'cool' content so that I can fit into that catagory..  maybe a poll?  but then you have to have a readership thats willing to take the poll..  or for that matter.. you have to have a readership..  Oh the dilemma.. alrighty.. so if you've got some 'cool' ideas out there, leave me a comment in here and we'll see if I can live up to the "Cool WMass Weblog" title..

 

Thanks.. and Later....   

Signs o' the Season...

It's definitely beginning to look like late fall on 9, 10 and Bay..  there are signs of it all over the place..  the fountain in the center of Northampton is now dry.. you know the one, it looks like a big pile of rocks with a funnel sticking out of the top of it, and it squirts a single stream of water out of the top..  for such a creative town you'd think the fountain would be a little more.. well.. creative..  but it gets points for simplicity I guess.. rocks.. funnel.. pipe..  just add water..  instant fountain.. okay..

 

A little further down the center of Northampton I swear I heard the tinkle of a bell.. could that have been a Salvation Army bell ringer?  Already??  Not that there isn't a "Holiday Bazaar" sign out on Bay already as well.. television is starting to show some Christmas commercials... the biggest of which seem to be from Target.. it's all I can do to not shut off the tv and run from the room screaming.. "NOT YET!"..  I'm one of the biggest kids when it comes to the holiday but this is too early even for me..

 

Later.. please! 

In honor of Thanksgiving...

I imagine these ladies are just happy I was on a "shoot" of a different kind..

Internet Travels..

Oh.. but did I luck out today.. in my travels thru bloggers recently updated blog listings I came across this gem.. Anne de Haas.. a canadian photographer who has posted alot of her work to her blog.. there are MANY wonderful photographs on here.. definitely worth several minutes of your time.. so check it out if you get the chance..

Off on a tangent...

Well.. I did eventually get to the Town Hall to cast my ballot.. it did take 'tandem voting' of a sorts, my husband circled the block while I ran in and voted (he had managed to vote earlier).. it took all of 30 seconds.. my morning guess did seem to be correct.. there were far more people standing on the sidewalk holding up signs than there were inside actually voting.. so all those cars in those precious few parking spots more than likely belonged to the sign bearing zealots.. and I mean that in the nicest possible way.. zealots for all the candidates.. local and national.. me.. I just don't get it.. has anyone actually walked up to these people and said "I wasn't sure who to vote for, but just seeing you.. in all your over-zealousness.. you've convinced me.. I'll vote for the person on your placard.." I don't think so.. and they were EVERYWHERE.. sitting at the light in the center of Northampton on the ride home was almost claustrophobic.. so MANY zealots with their "Kerry" signs.. it made it difficult to watch out for those "screw the light and the crosswalk I'm gonna run out into traffic and cross right here.. right now!" assholes.. which frankly I WISH someone would at least ticket if not arrest for their sheer stupidity.. they've got freakin' 8 crosswalks to choose from.. stay off the freakin' road cause that area belongs to us drivers.. and NO.. I WILL NOT STOP FOR YOU! Get back in your crosswalk where you belong! I use the road and the crosswalk depending on my mode of transportation and dammit.. you will too! Wow.. major rant tangent!

Anyway.. I did my civic duty.. excersized my rights.. did the proper thing.. I voted.. AND I used the crosswalks to get into the polling place.. I hope you all did too!

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You can Vote.. but you can't park!

So I tried to excersize my rights this morning.. I went down to the polls to cast my vote.. and who did I vote for? Well I didn't.. I couldn't find a parking place.. I circled the Ware Town Hall for over a half hour and there were 3 spots available.. all handicapped.. the rest were taken.. so much for doing the right thing..

Who's brilliant idea was it to make the Ware Town Hall the polling place anyway? It has all of 5 parking spaces behind it and if a 6th car drives in EVERYONE is deadlocked and the only thing that will get them out is 3 tow trucks and dare I say it.. a traffic cop.. Then there's the town parking lot across the street, with its 20 spaces.. all of which were taken up by those people out there holding up their candidate of choices placard.. come on.. if you don't know who your gonna vote for by now, chances are your not gonna be swayed by a cardboard sign.. move your car so we can vote for those candidates.. it would be a more efficient use of your time!

So now I'll have to see if I can get out of the office early tonite so that I can go vote.. then I'll have to wait till my husband gets home so we can go together.. at least that way, one of us can keep circling the block while the other one runs in and casts their ballot, runs out.. takes over driving.. and circles the block while the other one votes.. tandem voting.. only in America!

Frankly, I wanna vote for where we go vote.. Who says it has to be at the 'official Town Hall'.. let's just put up a tent in the Walmart parking lot and everyone go vote there.. at least you can find a parking space and you can pick up a pork roast for dinner at the same time!

Democracy for all.. and parking for none! Lovely!

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I got my own lane!

They finally painted in a right-hand "turning lane" after the Coolidge Bridge for us Bay Road travelers.. It's about time.. not that we all haven't just been using the break-down lane all this time... well.. most of us anyway.. there was always those few that felt they had to merge to the left, only to pull back to the right to go up Bay and frankly they were a hazard to those of us who knew what we were doing..

You know these people.. their the same ones that have never colored outside the lines in their entire life.. they've never chased a rainbow.. gone down a street they didn't know just to see what's there.. they always use coupons and only buy what's on sale..they purchase a mask and put on black sweats and call it a Halloween costume.. they don't 'get' Dali.. a spontaneous change of plans leaves them queasy.. parties are to be planned months in advance - complete with a program of events..

Now I'm not saying these people are wrong.. but I'll take the breakdown lane anyday of the week.. the unknown around the next corner.. the surprise ending.. and I hope to meet you all at the end of the rainbow hunting for that pot of gold, just don't find it before I do!

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