Mom went to Georgia, and all I got was this stupid coupon.

It's like a credit card commercial:

Web work to purchase 2 Tickets to Georgia: 55 dollars

6 hours of phone calls to change the flights on the tickets to Georgia: 210 dollars

40 plus miles of driving to drop off the info on tickets to Georgia (time and gas): 80 dollars

Reward: a $3 coupon to Olive Garden

My Mother: Priceless